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I never thought I’d wake up and go “YES! I have a pimple.”
Does anyone even do that? Because I totally did. I guess I should rewind a bit and fill you in on the acne case. I have rather decent skin, usually void of any pimples of any sort until about 2-3 days before I start my period, in which case my chin or forehead turn into a planetary solar system of dots, usually the red throbbing I-have-my-own-heart-beat kind.
So Saturday morning I wake up and feel my chin, there’s a pimple, while it doesn’t hurt, I think it could be in its early breathing stages, so I shriek in joy “YES FINALLY!”
Thinking that I will get my period.
And that leads me to point B of this story. In about nine days I am leaving for a vacation trip in which I will be seeing a guy I am rather fond of, I intend on doing things of a questionable nature with him, but I fear nature may step in and laugh at me instead by causing the red sea to flow for 4 out of the 5 days I will be there.
This all explains why every time I go to the bathroom I eagerly await the spotting like a girl who thinks she may be pregnant does.
Anyone remember the movie where the Heart Is with Natalie Portman? I am reminded of a specific part when she had slept with someone and feared that she may be pregnant so she takes a test while at the town Library, and from behind closed doors you can hear her screams “YES OH GOD THANK YOU!”
I need that to happen to me within the next two to three days.
Anyone know of any voodoo magic I can do to get things moving along?
2 comments:
::choke:: EARLY BREATHING STAGES!!!! ::coughhack:: I was drinking something when I read that... Not cool...
Well its true!
sadly, the pimple was gone by the end of the day. So.. no such luck
And every so often I get random cramps and go "OH! is this it!" as if it were a child inside of me kicking.
god, I never thought I'd actually want my period.
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