I think to be able to clearly illustrate the type of crap I go through every day I should leave you all with a story.
The company I work for sells Dish Network. On it they have a package called..BabyFirstTV. Below is the same information I saw on it as I heard a story...
BabyFirstTV is the nation’s first and only channel for babies and toddlers.
* Enriching, delightful content for children 6 months to 3 years
* Commercial-free, 24-hour programming
* On-screen, interactive subtitles to help parents foster baby’s development
* Supported by child development experts
* All this for only $4.99/mo. That’s less than the price of a single baby DVD!
The story is as follows (Straight from the trainers mouth):
"My daughter is a professional flutist and only babysits for two people now. One are the Jones* (names changed to protect the innocent) and she babysits them because we've known them for quite some time, Barbara* is my financial adviser. The other family is the Wycoffs, she babysits for them because we've know them for a while too and they're having marital problems so my daughter watches them their children while they go to marriage counseling. Those are the only people she babysits for. The point is that BabyFirstTV is a very popular package choice for people with families."
Can anyone point out the relevancy of that story? And furthermore, the 20-30 seconds that it took for you to read it, took 5 minutes to tell....
Ladies and Gentlemen, that is 5 minutes of my life I cannot give back.
The point of this story is, I like ice cream.
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