Of Mice and Men....

So theres a guy that I used to work with, who I accidentally drunken texted last night. The conversation went as so:

Me: Hey, Whats up?
Dan: Nothing, lying in bed
Me: Lame.
---- End of Conversation ----

So this morning he texts me with the following:


Dan: Poke
Me: Hey
Dan: you never did text me after waking me up last night.
Me: Sorry, I had been drinking
Dan: We're friends right
Me: Uh, Why are you asking
Dan: I'm just saying we both know we are friends and it will never be anything more than that
Me: Um, I've ALWAYS said that
Dan: lol I'm just making sure that u don't don't take any of my comments toward you in the wrong way is all.
Me: I take them as they are Dan, you need to get laid, you solicit me for it, which I always decline. The End
Dan:haha fair enough, I wont leave them for you anymore since u don't understand where Im coming from. So if you think Im some sex starved idiot, why do you message me?
Me: I only talk to you when really bored... and apparantly drunk.
Him: Wow Some friend I am.
Me: Well Dan, it comes down to how you treat women, most things you say are of a sexual nature.. sometimes its mildly amusing.
Dan: Shrug
Me: Just know that I know 2 people you've tried your lines with, and remember your act only works if there is an audience
Dan:lol act like I'm some malicious predator
Me: Nah, just a guy what wants sexy from anyone and pretends theres something more to his intentions. Don't be such an immature ass.
Dan: Thanks
Me: Just trying to help you out, we all think you're nice, its your routine that sucks.


First of all, the guy is trying to make me out to be the one that solicits him. Like I would REALLY have that big of a problem getting sex if I REALLY felt like being that easy. I'm easy, but not that freaking easy. And he pulls the same shit on two other people I've worked with and I think its ridiculous. Because he messages ME about a bulletin I posted about how "I'm jealous that you had sex on the 24th, I wish it were with me" Which I DID NOT respond to because I just went "that's never gonna happen"

His routine is, play this really innocent "I'm lonely and horny" role with some girls, using the same lines and it just comes off pathetic.