Hey!
Remember that time when you put a cone in front of our houses asking us not to park there. And remember how it said “Be a Good Neighbor” at the end. Because I do.
Remember when you had you bitched about my car being parked in the same spot while I was on vacation in Arizona and then when I came back you parked a third car in front of our house that never moved through the horrible snowy winter we had? Because I do. I remember having to park a few blocks up the street because your third car sat there with its expired tags and out of state licenses plate.
And remember how I was a “good neighbor” not to have that car towed because its illegal to have a car sitting in one spot, and that one sat there for roughly 6 months?
And remember how many times I slipped and fell because I had to walk up the block to get my car after we had a few bad snow storms? Oh right, you couldn’t remember that because you didn’t have that problem since your cars (All of them) parked in front.
Hey, remember that time we renovated our yard and tore up the side of the road and had cones placed in front of it so it made parking less easy for the neighbors? Oh? You don’t remember that because we didn’t do it. It’s you guys that did.
Oh and hey, remember how you parked in front of our house because you wanted to make sure the other person in your house was able to park near your door too and so your car was in the spot that I’ve mostly been parking in for the past 1.5 years I’ve been here?
Remember how you asked us to be good neighbors and we did by not parking in that one spot and not calling the town about your third car (Hey thanks for moving it!) Why do we have to be good neighbors but you can be ass holes? Seems a little bit fucked up don’t you think?
So hey, I guess this is my note where I ask YOU to be a good neighbor and not park your car in front of our house.
It would be really appreciated.
Sincerely,
Your “Good” Neighbor.
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