I’ve discovered the reason why health insurance in the United States cost so freaking much. And why we (Americans) spend so much a year to stay healthy.
It’s very simple, Population control. People, who cannot afford to have health insurance or to stay healthy, die.
I have a bad tooth infection that’s run into my jaw/mouth and now it’s taking over my ear. Mutiny I tell you. I have the game of Risk going on inside of my face, which by the way is only on the left side of my face and as Jessica said, soon I’m going to have puss coming out my eye… But only on the left side… It’s like some one finally got hold of Russia… (Eddie fan’s will get that one)
I’ve taken “Pain Away” (combination of Acetaminophen, Aspirin and caffeine), “Non- Aspirin” an Acetaminophen and Ibuprofen from our Company First Aid Kit, to get rid of the pain, which FYI, isn’t working. I think by the end of this week my liver is going to flip me off and leave my body and I will have some kind of bodily malfunction and die.
Really, it’s all population control.
3 comments:
That "Pain-Away" sounds nice... where'd you get it?
From the company first aid kit, really it does nothing, just sounds nice. Kind of like Febreez does for your couch which nothing. Your couch smells like soap and wet dog, which really is no better than it started. I’m about to seek out someone with some kind of morphine drip and threaten their life if I don’t get it.
Morphine is niiiiiccceeeee... Hey I like the smell of soap and wet dog!
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ok, I lied, not really.
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