“That’s awfully big, don’t I need that?”

**WARNING** So, the guys may want to skip over this. Maybe even cover your eyes and go “la-la-la” Because this is about to take a turn. A turn I’m sure you don’t even want to go on. But if you read on, in all fairness, you were warned.

So there’s something about the female body that each month the insides pretty much have to purge itself, we all know this as a period. The End of a sentence... So as we all (Females) become aware of our cycles and the things our body emits, I can’t help but wonder, “That’s awfully big, don’t I need that?”

I swear to god, I thought a clot was the size of a small child and that some how my body and rejected a vital organ in the midst of "spring cleaning" that just so happens to be a pain in the ass we lovely refer to as “aunt flo, coming for a visit" each month.

Seriously, as if pimples and back ache weren’t enough. Very funny God, Very funny.