Things That Do Not Fly Well With ME

I've had the fortunate and unfortunate experience with men. As I talk to quite a few, either in my daily life, or even on myspace and other chat programs (AIM/Yahoo.) and I discovered from this, that there are 5 GUARANTEED ways to make me go "ugh..." I don't think its THAT harsh of requirements.....

1. People who correct me. I do not need you to correct me, I know the errors I make and often correct myself. If I don't It was intentionally done that way, please do not argue with me over that fact. Unless you speak/type perfect and proper English - I don't want to hear it. - Not even a little.

2. Arrogance. If theres anything I hate more is arrogance. Please do not bother me with your offensive display of superiority or self-importance; overbearing pride. The "Puff Up Puff Up" defense does NOT work well with me.

3. Use of any "recreational" drugs. Sorry, but its an instant turn off if a guy does drugs. By recreational drugs I do not mean alcohol, however, I can mean it if it becomes a factor in which you have to have daily to function. Weed, 'Shrooms, Acid, Meth etc are examples of how to NOT get my attention.

4. People who do not exercise "Hygienic Maintenance." By this I mean, showering regularly (by regularly, I mean daily,) use of deodorant, finding your razor, I know at times it can get lost and for whatever stupid reason you feel it's time to grow that "Shaggy" three haired chin pubes on your face but trust me, I'll find you more attractive if you are well groomed. This does not mean you cannot have facial hair, it just means it has to be taken care of. And for god sake, brush your teeth.

5. Ignorance. Please do not fake intelligence with me. As my friend Meg said, "Intelligence makes me wet." and by this I mean, I will find your knowledge of more than just sports impressive especially if you can hold a conversation with me. Remember, it takes two people to have a conversation, or one person with multiple personalities. I am not that person, therefor I do not want to be the one having to ask all the questions. Bonus points if you take the time to get to know me, that's truly sexy.


I know I may be asking for a lot from the general male population, but I'm pretty sure that there are many guys who find these guidelines easy to follow.

- Jennie