If you give a Jess a cookie....

I sent This picture in an e-mail to my friend Jess… this was the e-mail conversations that followed. This is also why I love her.

Jess: Thanks for crashing my computer with that last email… that was super, thanks
Jennie: Really? Your computer sucks.
Jess: My Company’s bigger than yours. There’s no way our computers suck
Jennie: Your Company is not a TECHNOLOGY industry. Thank you. Yes, they can suck
Jess: My Company is a nationwide industry handling multimillion dollar accounts every moment. If our technology sucks, there’s a problem. “Oops, our system died, that wire transfer’s not going to go through."
Jennie: You don’t think we work with financial partners? Johns in the military, he saw it just fine. Musta been user error then?
Jess: User error?? ME??? How DARE you insinuate I might not be technologically savvy? I figured out how a gas can worked at 12:30 at night, sitting in an oil spot in the middle of a street, with a military man holding the flashlight for ME. HAH. Technologize THAT.
Jennie: Auto has nothing to do with computers…What’s a cache? Or Cookie? What do they do...And no cache isn’t a store in the mall... and a cookie isn’t something you eat. Well it is… but not when we're talking computers.
Jess: That took me a minute. I was like, wait, yes they are…
Jennie: LOL… yea you know your mind went straight to that.
Jess: Cache is a place to hold things… It’s where squirrels put their food... “I shop at Cache… it is too a store in the mall. Don’t tell me it’s a figment of my imagination. I started taking pills to prevent that”