So in the bathroom, how come they feel the need to put "Provided by management for your convenience" on the toilet seat covers...Just random thoughts about that... Wouldn’t it be an INCONVENIENCE if someone got some crabs because they didn't provide sanitary places to piss?
Or are they trying to point out that they didn’t have to provide the seat covers and they are such noble souls for having done so. Or are they just factious bastards.
So yea, that was my random thought about that my story. I thought of this, while I was in the restroom avoiding the pointless training my job has subjected me to.....I didn’t have to pee, I was just pretending I did.. as I often do through out the day.
I also like the ‘reading material’ provided at Wal-mart about shop lifting... Something like…
"Stealing isn’t a joke, its not even a thrill (Mental note: it could be?) ... It is a crime that could end up haunting you for the rest of your life."
I love that last line, very intimidating, it’s like I can hear the guy that does all the movie announcing voice in my head as I read this.. It makes me giggle and reminds me of the time we (a friend of mine and I) stole a prom dress from a department store when I was in high school…That was kind of a thrill, and a joke all in one. And it was hilarious. Not to say I promote stealing at all because I don’t. And as an adult don’t do it. It just makes me giggle the stuff they put on signs these days.
Sometimes you just got to go a little crazy, steal a sweater... maybe even a highlighter from an un expecting auto shop who didn’t finish your tires on time...Hey, they deserved it! Take that. And to quote Dane Cook, "You remember me forever!"
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Just out of curiousity... How does one steal a prom dress?
They wear a prom dress into the store and wear both out...
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