Well now that you meantion it, You are a fucker face.

Jesus Christ. Yes. I did use his name in vain because god DAMN IT why do people have to be so unpleasant? Honestly. Just because you are talking to someone from over the phone doesn’t mean I won’t reject your dumb ass. I don’t care HOW much you puff up.

Some people are just never happy and I hate when they try to use their "rank" to try and intimidate me. I will treat you the same as the person who has a GED. I don’t care if you’re Lt. Dan, Dr. Crawford, Gene Simons or Billy Bob from Alabama you get the same person (me), the same respect. So don’t try to pull that fucking "This is DR. So and so (emphasis the doctor part)" cause I don’t fucking care. That just means you paid a lot of money and you are still a fucking moron. And that my friend, is sad.

You could have four teeth missing and whistle when you say smith and I will still give you the same customer service and do the same thing for you as I did for Julia Roberts.

Why is that that these so called "Doctors" can’t even sort out how many fucking account that they have and how to sign into them. It gives me very little faith in our so-called Higher Education systems.

You're a doctor? WOW. How did you make it through medical school and you still can’t turn on your computer?

Remember, you called ME because YOU had a problem. I did not call you... Not to mention you interrupted my little game of solitar you ass hole.

I'd like to see the day "Hi this is Jennie from FastTax, I just wanted to know if you had problems installing your program... Oh you did? Oh, you don’t like our product, by all means, bitch away….”

Fuck that. Respect people, no matter if you are standing in front of them or on the phone. Your little "I am top dog" shit doesn't work with me buddy.