Rose By any other name could be a Weed….

So I'm doing an in-depth survey based on Employees at intuit.. (We have a company directory with pictures)

The hypothesis is: People can be attractive based on their names alone. Meaning, you can judge a persons attractiveness by the name they are given. This is not by any means a serious poll, however, I do have supporting facts below are just a few names I chose to survey….

My theory is that this survey could help people in the future when choosing baby names. If they would like their kids to be attractive, they will go with a more attractive name, and if they’re freaking retards, their kid's name will be Eugene or Frank.

FYI: Anything above 65% might be considered a good chance.

Matt: There were 13 people with the name Matt, Of the 13, only 4 were complete trolls. That means 70% of people with the name Matt are attractive. Thus I conclude that most Matt's are attractive.

Jennifer: There are 70 Jennifer’s' of that, 7 were not pictured and 17 were hideous.. However, that still means that based on the ratio of 63 Jennifers with 17 being trolls, 73% are still attractive. Meaning that most Jennifers’ are attractive.

David: There were 145 David's, and the first 20, 15 of them were unattractive; I cut that survey short and concluded that most David’s are hideous.

Jessica: Jessica's were at 22, with 2 not pictured, 6 of them scared me. Which means at 70% most Jessica’s could be considered attractive as well.

Andrews: refer to the David problem.

Derrick: Of the 5 Derricks employed by intuit, 1 of them was attractive. Thus I conclude that most derricks are complete trolls. Do not waste your time.

Mike: First of all, good amount of them need to take a step out of the 80’s with their hair… there were 46 Mikes, 5 of them not pictured, 20 of them were scary beyond all reason… and apparently intuit hires lumberjacks. So that means 51% of them were attractive… Ouch... Things are NOT looking good for the mikes out there.. And the Michaels…. I’m not even going to dive into that one.

Chris (Male): Of the 70 there were 11 not pictured (thus I can conclude that uh, Chris have the most not pictured issues.) and 15 of them were outrageously ugly. But that still left them at 74% of them being attractive… I conclude that most people with the name Chris are attractive (Males)

Elena: There were four of them.. This one was easy. 2 were attractive and 2 were no goes. 50% of Elena’s are attractive. So really it’s kind of like sticking your hand in a bowl of Piranhas and hoping that you don't get bit.

Laura: Let me take a moment here... there were 31 Laura’s. 5 of them not pictured. 9 of them were repugnant… and that left them at 65% of Laura’s being attractive, however, if we’re going on school standards, 65 is NOT passing, it’s a D… So we’ll leave it as that….Laura’s are D’s… and not in the bra size either… But hey High school says they’re “passing” So you can have a high school passing grade here.

Ashley: Well first of all… there were 3… and one was a freaking GUY! Ashley Fernandez! He wasn’t attractive at all, he sort of looked handicapped. So now we’re down to 2 Ashley’s and one of them was freaking not pictured. So I have declared that people with the name Ashley are attractive.

Grace: Hail Mary full of Grace…… or not… There were 7 Graces, and 2 of them were awkward looking. But that still leaves them at 71% of grace’s are attractive. So Good job, maybe Mary was full of grace, but I hear it was Joseph, virgin my ass…

Justin: Things were looking so good for the Justin’s of the world, however, they only came in at 58% and as we learned, that isn’t a passing grade…. I guess we’ll take this name as we did Elena...

Stay tuned… this study may be continued.