Its stuff like this that make my day much more entertaining and enjoyable, because Dang, my job would be boring without her.
E-mail Conversation as follows:
Jess: I’m so cooooollllldddddd make it stop. And I have Yeti legs that I thought that sheer hose would hide for some reason. Stupid. I’m waiting for someone to ask me how I found the fur-lined tights and do they keep my legs warm?
Jennie: :squeaklaugh: Oh my god,, where do you come up with this stuff?
Jess: In the f**ked up world that is in my head.
Jennie: Tell me more about this world…: sits, legs crossed, gets a notepad, puts on glasses and folds hands in lap strategically still holding a pen in folded hands:
Jess: Well, in my world, I am the queen. I have a co-ruler named JennieTheKoala, and we rule our land with an iron fist. We have boys as slaves and libraries everywhere. Also, in my world you can eat whatever you want whenever you want. There is no salad in my world. In fact, it’s outlawed… We don’t believe in the death penalty except in certain instances, like bending the spine of a book or defacing a cover…. Oh yes, and in my world, disrespectful boys are made to work in the salt mines until they shape up and show us the proper groveling technique
Anyway… Song List lately has included more that 1 song that I want to hear repeatedly…The songs are as follows… They (the songs) are good. Those are my song recommendations for the week.
Far Away - Nickelback
My Little Girl – Tim McGraw
Before He Cheats – Carrie Underwood
Hate Me – Blue October
If everyone cared – Nickelback
Lips of An Angel – Hinder
Wake up – Coheed and Cambria
Savin’ Me - Nickelback
Yes, it is true... I have nothing exceptionally cool to write about.
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